"Someday, you’ll get used to watching Wally eat."
not super proud of how this turned out but it’s birdflash week and I must draw dork boyfriends all week!!!
KF: Oh! Well, this one time, Rob and I were in the Batmobile—
Rob: No! No! We do not talk about that!
(Send KF a message about a story you wanna hear.)
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……………heeey…. am i being followed by both Robin AND kid flash??
golly gosh i think i am…
“Man, they don’t call you ‘Dick’ for nothing,” said Wally, swinging his bare hips in front of a full-length mirror. “I mean, the spandex doesn’t exactly hide a lot, but my guesstimate was off by about two whole inches. I had heard from the girls that you were hung, but not like—”
“Lay off it, KF,” Dick said, rummaging through his locker for the keys to the car. It was all he could do to keep his face from getting hot. They had seen each other naked before but only from behind and only on accident. “We need to focus on getting back into our original bodies. And I thought you said you had to take a piss.”
“I got distracted,” Wally answered with a smirk and retreated to a bathroom stall. “Kind of like you did on the treadmill when everything went Freaky Friday.”
Dick couldn’t help but roll his eyes. “I wasn’t distracted. I was totally tracted… Just not on the treadmill. You try lifting weights one second and running at light speed the next.”
Wally chuckled. “Been there. Tried that. Piece of cake. Try getting on my level, Dick.”
The workout room was thankfully empty, but unfortunately the body swap had happened while Wally was on the treadmill going almost 80MPH. When Dick’s conscious was switched to Wally’s body it was enough to throw him backwards against the wall.
Now Wally was holding his junk in the stall and the thought of it made Dick’s back grow warm with uncomfortable emotions.
After relieving himself, Wally walked out with Dick’s Nightwing suit half-off—only covering himself from the waist down. “It’s weird being this sluggish. I couldn’t imagine having to live like you.”
Dick scoffed. “Gee, thanks.”
Wally put his hands on his hips. “That’s not what I meant. Why are you so bummed about this whole body-switching thing, anyway? You have superpowers now! Not to mention my handsome mug.”
“I’m just worried about having to explain this to Bruce,” Dick said, tucking the car keys into the back pocket of Wally’s jeans. “He’s not gonna be happy about this.”
“He’s never happy about anything,” Wally retorted, and Dick just shrugged.
A few seconds of silence followed. “How about we stay here for a while, then?” Wally asked. “You can test out my powers. It’ll be a hoot.”
“I’d rather n—“ But before he could protest, Wally was at his side and had his hands on his slender hips.
“Just feel the energy inside of yourself and harness it,” Wally said. “Don’t be afraid of it.”
“I’m not afraid,” Dick said matter-of-factly. “I could literally run circles around you right now.”
“Then do it.”
Dick took a deep breath and took off at full speed. The world around him became a blur, but somehow he was able to keep his bearings and run tight circles around Wally. When he stopped, Wally was holding his stomach and laughing harder than he’d seen himself laugh. It was an odd sight to see himself acting exactly as Wally would. Dick couldn’t keep a straight face and began laughing, himself. It was the first time that they had laughed this hard in a long time.
another anon request with wally and dick but im lazy
Helen wanted me to draw these two butts so I did
oh my god why do I think of the cheesiest things ever